Hello. Name's Salem. As usual, my blog is what the inside of my head looks like.
NO BUT EMMA IS GOING TO WANT TO KISS HIM
AND HE’LL HAVE TO REJECT HER
AND SHE’LL BE SO HURT AND CONFUSED
AND HE’LL BE SO HURT
AND I’LL BE SO DEAD
plot twist: we want anything but a captain swan kiss
Why is Killian lying?
fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”
- Regina: I've put a spell on the apartment so that Zelena can't get in. You and your baby will be safe as long as you stay here.
- Snow: Great. Lets go to dinner at Granny's everyone.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
Because ABC is allergic to Belle and Rumpelstiltskin being fucking happy for four fucking minutes jfc you guys when did this ship become my everything?
…come over when you get this.
…It’s Dan. Dan (via loverlylight)
Volunteers are like planets because they clean their neighbourhood